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RESIGNATION LETTER
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Read a person's resignation letter... Letter starts here..

Respected Sir,

You know Why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, my money is not enough to use. When my money is not enough to use,I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I'll get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company's image. When your company's image is affected, your business not good. When  your business is not good, You will become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you will start eating a lot. When You start eating a lot you will get fat..fatty as me. I won't let it happen.


You see Sir, this is a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you sir. So the conclusion is I want to resign..Please let me go sir..

Thanking you.

Your most sincere employee
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PROOF FOR LIFE AFTER DEATH
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Situation : Conversation between Boss and an Employee

BOSS : Hey..Do you beleive in Life after death?

EMPLOYEE : Certainly not ..Sir..There is no proof of it.

BOSS : Well..now there is ....After you left early yesterday to go to your Uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you :)
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WEAKNESS
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Situation : JOB INTERVIEW

INTERVIEWER : What is your greatest Weakness?

CANDIDATE : Honesty...

INTERVIEWER : I don't think Honesty is a Weakness..

CANDIDATE : I don't give a shit what you think...
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