RESIGNATION LETTER ================== Read a person's resignation letter... Letter starts here.. Respected Sir, You know Why I want to resign? Since I worked for you, my money is not enough to use. When my money is not enough to use,I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I'll get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company's image. When your company's image is affected, your business not good. When your business is not good, You will become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you will start eating a lot. When You start eating a lot you will get fat..fatty as me. I won't let it happen.